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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely Picture Quote #1

Learn how to cook! That’s the way to save money. You don’t save it buying hamburger helpers, and prepared foods; you save it by buying fresh foods in season or in large supply, when they are cheapest and usually best, and you prepare them from scratch at home. Why pay for someone else’s work, when if you know how to do it, you can save all that money for yourself? Picture Quote #1

It started last year, during the summer. I went to the doctor and they found out it was kidney stones, so they had surgery done to help get those out and to pass them... More just kept coming in. So I had all together before the last show... I had like five surgeries Picture Quote #1

The press don’t like to say nice things because nice is boring. It’s much better to label me the devil. What we do is not brain surgery. We are entertainers, plain and simple, and we’re responsible to bring that money back, to make a profit Picture Quote #1

I’m having surgery today to have my face cleaned up. But it will take some fancy stitching to make me all beautiful again! Picture Quote #1

Today, it’s money. There’s no question about that. Unless you endorse a grill that cooks hamburgers and steaks, where else can you make the kind of money that you can make in the ring if you’re good? Picture Quote #1

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They showed this one beautiful picture of me recently and they had all the things that I had done. I thought it was a great compliment for everybody to think I’ve had plastic surgery Picture Quote #1

$The fishes are also employed for the same purpose on any yard, which happens to be sprung or fractured. Thus their form, application, and utility are exactly like those of the splinters applied to a broken limb in surgery Picture Quote #1$

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don’t fight, I’ll eat this planet Picture Quote #1

Last year, the surgery was a tough decision, but I had to make a decision based on my career. It was a decision to get healthy, and start over with a new team at 100 percent Picture Quote #1

Oh, gosh, okay... Well, my biggest injury was probably a bone chip in my ankle that required surgery Picture Quote #1

I personally was disappointed because I know I’m a lot faster than that. But I was able to do that just coming off knee surgery, so if I look at it that way, I’m happy Picture Quote #1

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Man, I have had so much plastic surgery, I don’t even recognize myself, sometimes. If I catch a glimpse in a window or something, I think it is someone else Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had plastic surgery, but if they made a new invention for making people taller, I’d be the first to have the surgery Picture Quote #1

Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor Picture Quote #1

One day, maybe she’d stick around to explore her own capacity for the dark, but at the moment all she wanted was a cheeseburger Picture Quote #1

And yes I’m living slick and my pockets are thick, I need surgery to get chicks removed from my dick Picture Quote #1

It was not her sex appeal but the obvious relish with which she devoured the hamburger that made my pulse begin to hammer with excitement Picture Quote #1

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely (Urger Quotes) Learn how to cook! That’s the way to save money. You don’t save it buying hamburger helpers, and prepared foods; you save it by buying fresh foods in season or in large supply, when they are cheapest and usually best, and you prepare them from scratch at home. Why pay for someone else’s work, when if you know how to do it, you can save all that money for yourself? (Urger Quotes) It started last year, during the summer. I went to the doctor and they found out it was kidney stones, so they had surgery done to help get those out and to pass them... More just kept coming in. So I had all together before the last show... I had like five surgeries (Urger Quotes) The press don’t like to say nice things because nice is boring. It’s much better to label me the devil. What we do is not brain surgery. We are entertainers, plain and simple, and we’re responsible to bring that money back, to make a profit (Urger Quotes) I’m having surgery today to have my face cleaned up. But it will take some fancy stitching to make me all beautiful again! (Urger Quotes) Today, it’s money. There’s no question about that. Unless you endorse a grill that cooks hamburgers and steaks, where else can you make the kind of money that you can make in the ring if you’re good? (Urger Quotes) They showed this one beautiful picture of me recently and they had all the things that I had done. I thought it was a great compliment for everybody to think I’ve had plastic surgery (Urger Quotes) The fishes are also employed for the same purpose on any yard, which happens to be sprung or fractured. Thus their form, application, and utility are exactly like those of the splinters applied to a broken limb in surgery (Urger Quotes) I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don’t fight, I’ll eat this planet (Urger Quotes) Last year, the surgery was a tough decision, but I had to make a decision based on my career. It was a decision to get healthy, and start over with a new team at 100 percent (Urger Quotes) Oh, gosh, okay... Well, my biggest injury was probably a bone chip in my ankle that required surgery (Urger Quotes) I personally was disappointed because I know I’m a lot faster than that. But I was able to do that just coming off knee surgery, so if I look at it that way, I’m happy (Urger Quotes) Man, I have had so much plastic surgery, I don’t even recognize myself, sometimes. If I catch a glimpse in a window or something, I think it is someone else (Urger Quotes) I’ve never had plastic surgery, but if they made a new invention for making people taller, I’d be the first to have the surgery (Urger Quotes) Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor (Urger Quotes) One day, maybe she’d stick around to explore her own capacity for the dark, but at the moment all she wanted was a cheeseburger (Urger Quotes) And yes I’m living slick and my pockets are thick, I need surgery to get chicks removed from my dick (Urger Quotes) It was not her sex appeal but the obvious relish with which she devoured the hamburger that made my pulse begin to hammer with excitement (Urger Quotes)

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